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 10-03-2003, 21:53 Post: 65492
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Hey! My sister is Amish. Wink yeah right Just kidding.






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Mr. Smith and his wife walk into a very high class party. Upon entering, a beautiful young woman comes over and greets Mr. Smith with a kiss and a long hug. Mrs. Smith looked at her husband and said, "Who was that??." Smith replied, "Well, dear, she is my mistress."

Mrs. Smith replied, "In that case, I want a divorce!" Mr. Smith replied, "Are you sure that is what you want? Look at all the benefits that you get with the membership at the Countryclub, a brand new car, a new boat, a summer place at the lake, the best schools for the kids, and you can buy just about any thing that you want, any time."

About that time, Mrs. Smith saw another beautiful young woman walk up to their neighbor, Mr. Jones and give him a big kiss and a long hug. "Who is that?" she asked. "Well dear, that is Mr. Jones' mistress."

After a few moments of reflection, Mrs. Smith says, "You know, honey, our mistress is quite a bit prettier than the Jones' mistress."






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Sometimes I wake up GRUMPY; but most times I let her sleep.






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